Hello. My Name is Smalls. This site is going to be used for many different things. Mainly you'll find my reviews of different films on here. Every now and then I'll post a retro review of an old film. . I'll also take requests for films you'd like to see me review. Thank you for visiting my hangout and I hope you'll enjoy your visit. Rating Scale .5 = \Terrible...just terrible 1 = SOME OLE BS/ STUPID/ BAD 2 = OK 3= Good 4 = GREAT/ EXCELLENT 5 = PERSONAL FAVORITE....Perfection
Saturday, June 20, 2009
CRAZY IDEA
Well, tonight, at the urging of a friend, I reanted and viewed Friday the 13th (2009) (Look for my review to be up at a later date). Well, as I sat watching F13, an idea POPPED into my head. WHAT IF... someone had the nerve to create what would seem like your typical slasher film with all the cliched characters we've come to expect BUT instead of following usual slogic (short for Slasher Logic), the film breaks all the rules. The girls that take off their tops, have sex on screen, and are REALLY loose do NOT die, while those that prefer to keep their shirts on do. The asshole boyfriends live to see another day while the nice, caring wussys get the axe. The overstoned, overdrugged, booze guzzling party dudes make it out in one piece while the sober peeps make it out in several...AND the innocent virgin dies the most horrible death imaginable. OH, and maybe there'd even be a short love scene with the killer and one of the people he's pursuing. Now how F$%#@@ING awesome would a film like that be. Just a thought.
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