Little Fockers is about Greg and Pam Focker (wow, I just realized how stupid and unrealistic a last name that is. Seriously, if you had a last name like that why don't you change it...I know it must be possible) getting ready for their kids birthday party. And that is the plot, if you can actually call it that. What this film really is is a bunch of forced humor strung together by a supremely weak plot.
Granted there are several giggle worthy scenes throughout the film (like the ball-pit) but most of the humor feels forced and unfunny. There is a scene where Robert De Nero has a boner.....A BONER!!!!!! WHYYYYYY??? This movie doesn't give a shit about its actors, obviously.
I could go on about my hatred for this film. I walked in saying to myself: "Hey, this can't be anywhere near as bad as the critics are saying it is." Guess what folks...I WAS WRONG! this film is every bit as bad as they say it is and then some. I mean, they had to pay Dustin Hoffman a ridiculous amount of money to appear in six scenes in this film because he downright refused to do this film. It's amazing what a lot of money can do...isn't it. He is one of the best parts about the film, but that ain't saying much kids.
Come to think of it, the main focus of the movie is supposed to be the 2 kids and they are BARELY in it! What does that say, when a movie conveniently forgets to show the namesake of the goddamned title? IT SAYS THE FILM IS LAZY.
And that's not the WORST part. The film ends with what is basically a guarantee that these people will make yet another Focker film. I don't want to even think about that. I'd rather fellate an angry rhino then sit through another one of these films.
Seriously, if you want to drop your brain in a blender and set it to frappe, go ahead and see this film. I won't stop you, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Ok, enough ranting..... rating time.
.5 (HALF A STAR)/5 stars FUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU
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