Today, for the first time ever, I give out the Warrior of Space and Time Award. This year's recipient may be the first, but he certainly won't be the last.
The piece of news that inspired me to dream up this lofty award was this: A certain actor that is starring in a certain highly hyped movie musical has demanded a sidekick monkey to costar with him in said movie. Now, this made me realize that...wouldn't life on Earth be just a bit easier if we all could have a monkey sidekick to go through the day with??? Someone that could cheer us up with a dance or with crazy antics...someone that would willingly attack out worst enemies for us, a furry friend that could indeed make life that much more fun. Yes, it is my belief after reading this piece of news that we all need a monkey sidekick. I'm going to name mine Sir Jellybeans.
So, the first ever Warrior of Space and Time Award goes to a man who has couch jumped through space and time with Oprah, who's hobbies include swinging happily from skyscrapers like he did in Mission impossible 4, a man who also can teach us a thing or two about the art of the dance like he did in Tropic Thunder, He's skilled in business as we all saw in Risky Business and on top of all this he's a bad-ass. He's come back from the brink and jump-started his career all over again, and now he's got his very own Baboon side-kick. The first ever Warrior of Space and Time Award goes to Tom Cruise!!!
Tom, if I ever do manage to create my very own time machine, know that you will be the first person I call to test it out, for I'm sure there is no man on Earth more qualified to test the limits of space and time than you.
Till next time, keep it real friends.
Linkey to article on Tom Cruise's Baboon sidekick: http://screencrush.com/tom-cruise-monkey/
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