In X-Ray, Susan (Barbi Benton) goes to a hospital for a routine check-up. Unfortunately, a psycho killer has targeted her as his main prey. Messing with her X-Rays so it looks like she has a life-threatening disease, Susan finds herself locked up in the hospital. As the bodies start to drop, she must find a way out or die.
All you need to know about this film is that it was made by Golan and Globus, who were the kings of bad films from 1979-1985. Indeed, X-Ray/Hospital Massacre/ Be My Valentine, Or Else/Ward 13 (Holy shit, this film has 4 different titles) is an awful, poorly made film, but in all the best ways. It's completely ridiculous and silly (For crying out loud, the filmmakers decided to dress a guy in a wig and try to pass him off as an elderly woman. Did they not have enough money to hire an elderly lady? Was the guy on set and they figured he could do just as good a job for less money? Seriously, WTF?). Barbi Benton is just about the only actor/actress here that does a decent job. She's amazingly beautiful, and isn't afraid to show us her goods. Honestly, I kind of want to see more of her films now. As for the movie itself, what it lacks in suspense, tension and scares (I knew who the killer was going to be the first time he appeared on screen), it more than makes up for in pure, dumb, silly fun. I'd easily classify this as a great party film. Sit down with a group of your friends, switch it on, and have a ton of fun laughing at it and making fun of it.
1 STAR
FUN FACT: Barbi Benton was more well known for her involvement with Playboy than for her film and TV roles.
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